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Before contacting us,  here is what We Might Be Interested In: If you are actively working on a great project which has significant growth potential, we might be interested in investing our expertise and/or money.  We are only interested in hearing about projects which you are already actively and currently involved with.

Please do NOT send us any confidential information. Do NOT tell us anything more than is already publicly available. If it is not publicly available, then build a web site describing your idea and send us that link. Do not expect us to spend time contemplating an idea that you can not already explain well.

And, please do NOT ask us to meet or talk with you before you have described what it is you are looking for us to help you with. The following are suggestions on how to get our attention:

1) Succinctly describe your project.

2) Describe how you think it will impact the world –  how will your project raise the common good?  We are not interested in projects that are selfish.

3) Describe how much money it will generate, and why. Or, if you don’t think it will generate money directly then describe how many people will be interested in it and why.

5) Describe your own special skills that will make your project work. Again, we will only be interested if you are already working on your project.

6) Do all of this with less than 500 words.

Send us email, without any attachments, to the following two email addresses (to get through spam folders):

info AT  cynicalandjaded  DOT com

and

ssaroff  AT  gmail  DOT com

Please put “Cynical and Jaded Contact” as the subject line.